No Such Place


Private Hire

We worked really hard to create a unique venue, so we have five amazing spaces that you can hire for anything from informal drinks, to sit-down dinners, birthday parties or weddings.

We’ve already had a few TV shows filmed at “No Such Place” – you can always tell you spot our pink piano!

Please refer to the images below for an idea of how we can visualise the standing/seating figures

Let's plan your party!

dining room

The Dining Room is ideal for private events of up to 40 guests. The Peacock wallpaper, gold mirrors and real fireplace lend it a truly opulent feel. Flexible seating means we can lay it out perfectly for you.

GARDEN terrace

The perfect summer spot, with the added protection of covers and heaters when needed (it is London after all!)

The terrace is perfect for mingling with a cocktail in hand, any time of year.

The Snug

When you want to sink into an armchair or battered old Chesterfield, this is the place. 

If you want true flexibility, and will have guests coming and going – it’s the perfect party spot.

The Piano Lounge

Our Piano Lounge is our most flexible space.

In the heart of the pub, it can be transformed into a buffet area, dancefloor or combined with the Garden Terrace by throwing open the bi-fold doors.


What happens in the basement, stays in the basement!

This room is completely private, and can be pre-stocked with your favourite wines or beers, or you can have a dedicated bartender.

plan the perfect party

Planning a party isn’t always easy – that’s why our dedicated team are on hand to help you every step of the way.

Not sure what’s the best space for you? No problem!

Let us know the vibe you’re going for, and we’ll do the rest.

Different areas can be combined depending on your needs – and we also welcome full venue hire – even on weekends!